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Most pawn shops want your gold, your electronics, or your family heirlooms. They deal in the material. But the 8th Branch deals in the intangible . When people say it "sucks well," they aren't talking about the quality of the vacuum cleaners in the window—they are talking about the shop’s uncanny ability to siphon away the things you no longer want to carry. The 8th Branch specializes in the extraction of burdens. What Does It "Suck" Out? The 8th Branch Of The Pawn Shop That Sucks Well...

Unlike the first seven branches (which deal in gold, guns, guitars, grudges, grief, ghosts, and gumball machine rings), the 8th branch specializes in suction — but not the kind you think. Based on the title The 8th Branch Of

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